i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
too bad you live with your parents still
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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