On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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