Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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