Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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