can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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