Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I am one with the molecules
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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