No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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