..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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