i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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