i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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