I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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