apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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