lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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