I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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