Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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