You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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