My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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