So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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