He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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