I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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