i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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