Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
A bitchslap is in order.
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