People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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