There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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