5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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