I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
