Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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