Whod you bang
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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