So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She's like a pop up book from hell.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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