his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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