they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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