Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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