Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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