whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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