oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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