I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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