p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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