She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
