How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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