we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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