Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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