just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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