I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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