Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
