just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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