in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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