if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
MIDGETS
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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