That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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