So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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