Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Dear god my vagina.
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