One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She's JV to your varsity
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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