It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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How's work?
Spinning.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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