CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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