Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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