i barfeds in our rink
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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