This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you never un-have a 4some
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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