I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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